You're a guy named Dumbo....because you're not very smart....at all...but hey!

EVERY ADVENTURE STARTS SOMEWHERE

You aren't very good at fighting, so you'll need to rely on any help you can get!       Not everyone will help you instantly however, so why not QUEST for that loot?!

THE WORLD IS A  PRETTY DANGEROUS, wait no....VERY DANGEROUS PLACE!

Basic enemies might be enough for you too handle...ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ. But BOSSES?!                           You'll need to stockpile on loot...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵇᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ˢᵗʳᵃᵗᵉᵍʸ to beat them and progress your EPIC QUEST!

But hold on...what even IS the quest?!

You will go through forests, temples, and even more forests in a sorta epic journey to find a sacred artifact!....that may or may not even exist..

BUT DON'T THINK OF THAT!.....yet atleast..

STICK TO YOUR MORAL COMPASS!

......or be an absolute lunatic for gold.

Hey man sometimes its hard to be kind and generous all the time, and you might not even get PAID for the help you provide!.....or so little you might as well have just gotten nothing.

So why not commit some crazy acts of intensity to get a couple extra gold?                          I mean, morally bankrupt gold IS still gold...

A WHOLE BUNCHA ACHIEVEMENTS!

you ever play a game...and get a compulsive need to 100% every thing it offers?              well, you can do that here....if you want.

Some give cool rewards...such as gold, potions, or cool weaponry depending on the difficulty and overall challenge it provides. Beating the game might be a medium, but doing it in an hour or less?

That's a lil' harder, and might give a special reward.

YOU WANNA GO FAST?! YOU CAN GO FAAAAST!

If you ever played a game and thought, "damn I want a stressful ass timer above my head for about an hour as I try rushing through this game like a cheetah on crack." then SPEEDRUN MODE might be for you!

Try beating the game in a specified amount of time, depending on difficulty, or try beating other peoples times!.....wait really?

Every update (which could be 1-2 months) has a BOARD OF FASTEST TIMES on the main menu screen, where the 4 fastest times of the first update will be listed on the next for other people to challenge!

To enter the list, just record your run and put it on youtube...or anywhere else that works!

And finally....

You wanna beat the game....WITH YOUR LOOT....from the LAST playthrough?!

Once you finish the game, you can access New Game+, with all your levels, stats, weapons, and moves...but WITHOUT any of your Morality Items, so you can change your reputation at any time!

Now with all of that said and done....hop in....

AND TAKE YO RIDE....AWH YEAAAH!